Its Only Funny in the Movies

If you guys have ever seen Weekend at Bernies you know what Im talking about. Robert Young and Mark Rubinson thought this would be the greatest night ever to make come true, except it was with their friend. First off lets start with this. Robert is a 43 year old "Im at the club creeping the 20 year old" looking man. Mark is a 25 year old "Im still partying my ass off every night and can manage to do that because I mix cocaine with whatever is at hand" looking man. How the hell are these two hanging out? What they hell do they have in common that a 43 year old man is hanging out with a 25 year old and why is the 25 year old picking a 43 year old as a wingman... that has got to be the worst wingman combo I have ever heard of. They for sure are not getting laid and thats a fact! Anyways their friend dies by whatever means, that is not clear yet. But unlike most normal ppl who would think "OMG Jeff died someone call and ambulance" They grab his ATM card,  and go spend $400 on titties and beer! I mean yes titties and beer is always nice but come on guys I dont think that after your friend had just died titties and beer is what you should be focused one. And then secondly how were you comfortable knowing that his wife will be paying for your titties and beer? Could you imagine her getting the bank statement knowing that he spent $400 on titties and beer right before he died? Ya thats real comforting for a recent widow. I guess the moral of this is choose your friends wise and dont be a dick to your recently dead friend